Marge: [yawn] Lisa, what in the heck are you doing?
Lisa: Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're trying to
earn money by recycling.
Bart: Oh, recycling is useless, Lis. Once the sun burns out,
this planet is doomed. You're just making sure we spend
our last days using inferior products.
-- Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to
subscribe to your newsletter,
"The Old Man and the Lisa"
Lisa: Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're trying to
earn money by recycling.
Bart: Oh, recycling is useless, Lis. Once the sun burns out,
this planet is doomed. You're just making sure we spend
our last days using inferior products.
-- Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to
subscribe to your newsletter,
"The Old Man and the Lisa"
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