Marge: [yawn] Lisa, what in the heck are you doing?
Lisa: Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're trying to
earn money by recycling.
Bart: Oh, recycling is useless, Lis. Once the sun burns out,
this planet is doomed. You're just making sure we spend
our last days using inferior products.
-- Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to
subscribe to your newsletter,
"The Old Man and the Lisa"
Lisa: Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're trying to
earn money by recycling.
Bart: Oh, recycling is useless, Lis. Once the sun burns out,
this planet is doomed. You're just making sure we spend
our last days using inferior products.
-- Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to
subscribe to your newsletter,
"The Old Man and the Lisa"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: So, Mr. Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate
retreat up in the mountains to learn about _teamwork_.
Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around here.... - Lisa tears off a strip of wallpaper]
Marge: Lisa, what are you doing?
Lisa: Just trying to fill the void of random, meaningless destruction Bart's absence has left in our hearts.... - Marge puts a six-pack ring in a wastebasket]
Lisa: Mom, Mom!
You're mixing polyapolane with polyurethane Home... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato.... - Marge: [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Homey, hello! I can't remember
the last time you called me from wor-- oh, you want to speak
with Lisa.
[Lisa picks up the phone] Homer: Hi Lisa, how's your spring break going?... - Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?... - Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
I know I never paid too much attention in church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now.... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
