Homer: You did _what_?! Bart: I borrowed your nail clipper.

Homer: You did _what_?!
Bart: I borrowed your nail clipper. What's the big deal?
Homer: Nothing. I'm just a little edgy since your mother told me she
wants to be a cop.
Bart: Cool! Will you bring me along when you do evictions?
Marge: You got it, little buddy!
Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man...which makes me the
woman. I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing
the underwear (which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort
thing).
Marge: Homer, there's no reason for you to feel threatened. You'll
always be the man of this house.
Homer: Aw, thanks honey.
[they kiss; Homer bends one of his knees coquettishly]
-- Gender-bending heaven, "The Springfield Connection"