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• Bart: So, you guys like being cops? Cop: Oh, it's great.
  You get to run red lights, park wherever you please, hot and cold running chicks....
• Bart: Wow! Can I see your club? Cop: It's called a baton, son.
  Bart: Oh. What's it for? Cop: We club people with it....
• Homer: So what are <you> going to be, boy? Ba
  Policeman. Home...
• The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze.
  And I have you to thank....
• Bart: Police officer!? Well I'll be jiggered! Dr.J
  Heh heh heh. If you'd like to learn more, I could arrange for you to ride along in a police car for a night....
• Bart: Seymour, I'll bet you a steak dinner those books are still here.
  All we have to do is search every locker. Skinne...
• Wiggum: Looks like you just bought yourself a lottery ticket.
  To jail! Eddie: He's unconscious, sir. Wiggum: Ah, they can still hear things....
• Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch. Ba
  You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one line....
• Gravedigger: Two more ladies come by earlier that day.
  One was real pretty, t'other, sort of plain....