Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?
Marge: Oh, I'm sorry, Homey.
Homer: [mournful] Nobody respects me at work.
Marge: Well _we_ respect you!
[Bart writes "Insert Brain Here" on the back of Homer's head]
[Lisa and Bart laugh]
Bart, I told you, don't draw on your father's skull.
[Marge reads it and begins to chuckle]
-- Once a Simpson, always a Simpson, "Deep Space Homer"
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?
Marge: Oh, I'm sorry, Homey.
Homer: [mournful] Nobody respects me at work.
Marge: Well _we_ respect you!
[Bart writes "Insert Brain Here" on the back of Homer's head]
[Lisa and Bart laugh]
Bart, I told you, don't draw on your father's skull.
[Marge reads it and begins to chuckle]
-- Once a Simpson, always a Simpson, "Deep Space Homer"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer shuts off the TV]
Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?... - Homer: {And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.
} Lisa: {Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad.... - Homer: [snores]
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson.... - Marge: I'd like your attention, please.
Homer: Quiet Marge!
This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp Simpson is on the ropes.... - Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?... - Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the
Battle of Gettysburg.
[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys] Marge... - Bart: [to waiter] I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please.
Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew. Marge: Homer!...
