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• And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.
  -- Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children don't accept you?
  Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me....
• Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail?
  Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right back in there!...
• Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
  Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...
• There was a school of thought called stoicism...
  -- Sideshow Bob hosts his Cavalcade of Whimsy, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
  -- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  !" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
• The fact is, you don't have to be able to read to enjoy the Springfield Review of Books.
  Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal and Susan Sonntag....