Treat Kids Like Equals! They're People Too! They're Smarter Than You Think!
Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you
think! They were smart enough to catch me!
-- Sideshow Bob is carted away to jail,
"Krusty Gets Busted"
And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.
-- Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children don't accept you?
Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me....
Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail?
Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right back in there!...
Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...
There was a school of thought called stoicism...
-- Sideshow Bob hosts his Cavalcade of Whimsy, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
-- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
!" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
The fact is, you don't have to be able to read to enjoy the Springfield Review of Books.
Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal and Susan Sonntag....