Krusty: Don't Blame Me... Krusty+Kids: <I> Didn't Do It!
Krusty: Don't blame me...
Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
-- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted"
Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
!" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love? Kids: Krusty!
Krusty: How much do you love me? [Bart and Lisa watch the show at home] Bart+Lisa+Kid...
And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.
-- Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Comedy, thy name is Krusty. -- Bart, "Krusty Gets Busted
Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery....
Foreperson: We find the defendant, Krusty the Clown.
.. Guilty. Crowd: [gasp!] Defense Attorney: Ugh!...
Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead? Krusty
[brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge gasp from the crowd, Krusty looks around surprised] Atty...
I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard about what goes on in prison are exaggerated.
-- Homer to Krusty, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you think!
They were smart enough to catch me!...