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• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  !" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
• Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love? Kids: Krusty!
  Krusty: How much do you love me? [Bart and Lisa watch the show at home] Bart+Lisa+Kid...
• And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.
  -- Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Comedy, thy name is Krusty. -- Bart, "Krusty Gets Busted
• Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
  Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery....
• Foreperson: We find the defendant, Krusty the Clown.
  .. Guilty. Crowd: [gasp!] Defense Attorney: Ugh!...
• Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead? Krusty
  [brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge gasp from the crowd, Krusty looks around surprised] Atty...
• I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard about what goes on in prison are exaggerated.
  -- Homer to Krusty, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you think!
  They were smart enough to catch me!...