There Was A School Of Thought Called Stoicism...
There was a school of thought called stoicism...
-- Sideshow Bob hosts his Cavalcade of Whimsy,
"Krusty Gets Busted"
And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.
-- Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children don't accept you?
Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me....
Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
The fact is, you don't have to be able to read to enjoy the Springfield Review of Books.
Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal and Susan Sonntag....
Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you think!
They were smart enough to catch me!...
Now for the highlight of the evening, Best Film-to-Video Transfer.
-- Krusty hosts the Daytime Emmys, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Krusty: Wasn't that a great Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, kids?
Well, we've got another one coming right up....
I love you people! I love my kids! [indicates] Poor little guys.
So tragic. So nauseous. You should see the bus they came to the studio in!...
Comedy, thy name is Krusty. -- Bart, "Krusty Gets Busted