Sideshow Bob: Krusty, Can You Ever Forgive Me For Framing You And Putting You In Jail?
Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and
putting you in jail?
Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right
back in there!
-- Telethon for Motion Sickness,
"The Return of Sideshow Bob"
We now return to the 27th Annual Krusty the Clown Telethon for Motion Sickness.
-- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
I love you people! I love my kids! [indicates] Poor little guys.
So tragic. So nauseous. You should see the bus they came to the studio in!...
Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you think!
They were smart enough to catch me!...
I'm going to miss you, Krusty. Me and all the other Sideshows.
.. except Sideshow Bob. -- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink...
You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children don't accept you?
Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me....
Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
Krusty: What is the freaking holdup? Bob: Die, Krusty, Die!
-- Slow-motion kamikaze, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
Bob: [high-pitched] All Springfield trembles before the might of Sideshow Bob!
Blasted helium! Shoo...shoo...shoo. [normal voice] Ha ha, that's better!...