Krusty: "Hey Kids, Who Do You Love?" Kids: "Krusty!
Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?"
Krusty: "How much do you love me?"
kids: "With all our hearts!"
Krusty: "What would you do if I went off the air?"
kids: "WE'D KILL OURSELVES!"
-- "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpsons
Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love? Kids: Krusty!
Krusty: How much do you love me? [Bart and Lisa watch the show at home] Bart+Lisa+Kid...
Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
-- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Krusty: I don't know how to thank you kids. Bart: That's all right, Krusty.
Lisa: We're getting fifty percent of the T-shirt sales....
Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you can't beat yourself up....
Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....
Krusty: [surrounded by reporters] No, this slide is perfectly safe.
This was an isolated incident. Kent Brockma...
Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
Kent: For another opinion... Krusty: [laughs] Hi, kids!
[laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving you the opportunity to participate in a serious discussion, here....
Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead? Krusty
[brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge gasp from the crowd, Krusty looks around surprised] Atty...