And I Would've Gotten Away With It, Too, If It Weren't For These Meddling Kids.

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• Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you think!
  They were smart enough to catch me!...
• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• There was a school of thought called stoicism...
  -- Sideshow Bob hosts his Cavalcade of Whimsy, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  !" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
• Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
  -- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children don't accept you?
  Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me....
• Krusty: Wasn't that a great Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, kids?
  Well, we've got another one coming right up....
• Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love? Kids: Krusty!
  Krusty: How much do you love me? [Bart and Lisa watch the show at home] Bart+Lisa+Kid...
• The fact is, you don't have to be able to read to enjoy the Springfield Review of Books.
  Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal and Susan Sonntag....