The Fact Is, You Don't Have To Be Able To Read To Enjoy The Springfield Review Of Books.
The fact is, you don't have to be able to read to enjoy the Springfield
Review of Books. Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal
and Susan Sonntag.
-- Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets Busted"
Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children don't accept you?
Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me....
There was a school of thought called stoicism...
-- Sideshow Bob hosts his Cavalcade of Whimsy, "Krusty Gets Busted...
And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.
-- Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you think!
They were smart enough to catch me!...
Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail?
Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right back in there!...
Krusty: Wasn't that a great Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, kids?
Well, we've got another one coming right up....
These toys are just adorable. Who would have guessed they were inspired by an insane criminal genius.
-- Marge throws out Krusty-related toys, "Krusty Gets Busted...
It has always been true that in the United States the people who ought to read books write them.
-- Gore Vidal -- [Editor's note: Now if Vidal would only take his own advice...]...