Sideshow Bob: So What's On Your Mind, Bart? Is It That Other Children Don't Accept You?
Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children
don't accept you?
Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me.
-- Armchair psychiatry, "Krusty Gets Busted"
Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
I'm going to miss you, Krusty. Me and all the other Sideshows.
.. except Sideshow Bob. -- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink...
Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you think!
They were smart enough to catch me!...
Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel.
Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big....
There was a school of thought called stoicism...
-- Sideshow Bob hosts his Cavalcade of Whimsy, "Krusty Gets Busted...
And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.
-- Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...
The fact is, you don't have to be able to read to enjoy the Springfield Review of Books.
Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal and Susan Sonntag....
Sideshow Bob: Selma, will you marry me? Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma!
That man is scum! Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...