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• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• I'm going to miss you, Krusty. Me and all the other Sideshows.
  .. except Sideshow Bob. -- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink...
• Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you think!
  They were smart enough to catch me!...
• Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel.
  Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big....
• There was a school of thought called stoicism...
  -- Sideshow Bob hosts his Cavalcade of Whimsy, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.
  -- Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
  Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...
• The fact is, you don't have to be able to read to enjoy the Springfield Review of Books.
  Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal and Susan Sonntag....
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, will you marry me? Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma!
  That man is scum! Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...