I'm Going To Miss You, Krusty. Me And All The Other Sideshows.
I'm going to miss you, Krusty. Me and all the other Sideshows...
except Sideshow Bob.
-- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink"
In the midst of our sorrow, we can take solace in the fact that your elevated blood alcohol level probably helped you burn up quicker.
-- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink...
Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children don't accept you?
Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me....
Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
Krusty: I can't go to jail!! I got a swanky lifestyle.
I'm used to the best. Man 1: Krusty, this is America....
Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you can't beat yourself up....
Clerk: Sorry, the bank is-- oh, kid. Gosh, I'm sorry, I meant to tell you -- turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you.
Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, however, I love Krusty....
Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail?
Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right back in there!...
Well, that's the funeral, folks. We'll be sitting shivah at the friar's club at 7
00 and again at 10. You must be over 18 for the 10...
Mel: Mr. Smithers must have seen that program too! He never misses it.
[puffs pipe] Hmm...at the town meeting, he mentioned that he watched Comedy Central....