Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!
Hapablap: What is your major malfunction, Sideshow Bob?
Marge: [kisses Bart] My little sugar bug! [kisses] I'm so glad
Bart: But -- but -- but -- Mom! You're embarrassing me in front of
the Army guys!
Bob: How ironic. My crusade against television has come to end so
formulaic, it could have spewed from the PowerBook of the
laziest Hollywood hack.
-- _Could_ have..., "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"