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• He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it. -- Art critic, on Marge's portrait of Mr.
  Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
• You know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate.
  -- Burns to Marge on her portrait of him, "Brush with Greatne...
• Smithers: Mrs. Homer Simpson. Burns: Who? Smithe
  She won first prize in the Springfield Art Fair, and she's the wife of an employee, she'll be easily intimidated....
• If you need me, I'll be in the refrigerator.
  [leaves, crying] --Homer reacts to Burns' insulting his weight, "Brush with Greatne...
• Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
  Burns: [opens the door] I heard that....
• Burns: Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia. Marge
  [sotto voce] I thought I did. -- On Marge's portrait of Mr. Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
• Marge: What were you like as a boy, Mr. Burns? Did you have a dog that you loved?
  Burns: Well... Daah! There's something on my leg....
• Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers. Smithe
  Somebody down here likes you, too, sir. Burns: Shut up....
• Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
  Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....