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• Smithers: [answering] Montgomery Burns' office. Oh, hello Mrs.
  Burns. I'll see if your son is available. Home...
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
  Burns: Well, who a model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain] employee....
• Damnation, Smithers. This idea of yours to immortalize me in a portrait was as half-baked as your idea about me having children!
  -- Burns chews out Smithers, "Brush with Greatne...
• Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns! Burns: Hello there.
  .. uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson, Homer....
• Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name....
• Burns: Who is that firebrand, Smithers? Smithe
  That's Homer Simpson. Burns: Simpson, eh? New man?...
• Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
  Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes, yes....
• He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it. -- Art critic, on Marge's portrait of Mr.
  Burns, "Brush with Greatne...