Smithers: Would You Feel More Comfortable If I Left, Too, Sir?
Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor.
-- Marge catches Burns naked in the bathroom,
"Brush with Greatness"
Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers. Smithe
Somebody down here likes you, too, sir. Burns: Shut up....
Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea! Marge
Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?...
Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes, yes....
Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: Ring-Go?...
Burns: [overcome with emotion] I love you, Smithers.
Smithers: The feeling is more than mutual, sir. -- "The Telltale Head...
Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that....
Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....
Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns. Burns: Nonsense.
Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?...