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  -- Homer is proud of his weight loss, "Brush with Greatne...
• Marge: That's wonderful, isn't it kids? Lisa: [to Bart] Pass the moo juice.
  Marge: Kids, remember what I told you about showing a little support?...
• You know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate.
  -- Burns to Marge on her portrait of him, "Brush with Greatne...
• Friends, art lovers, security personnel...
• I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent!
  No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal weight!...
• Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
  Burns: [opens the door] I heard that....
• Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers. Smithe
  Somebody down here likes you, too, sir. Burns: Shut up....
• Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?
  -- Homer, setting out on his diet, "Brush with Greatne...
• Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
  Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....