Burns: Somebody Up There Likes Me, Smithers. Smithe
Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers.
Smithers: Somebody down here likes you, too, sir.
Burns: Shut up.
-- Too much of a good thing? "Brush with Greatness"
Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes, yes....
Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....
Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea! Marge
Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?...
Burns: I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you!
Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble....
Smithers: [on mike] Testing, testing for Mr. Burns.
[to Burns] Here you go, sir, I've warmed up the crowd for you....
Burns: How much could it possibly cost to fix this place up?
Smithers: Approximately fifty-six million dollars, sir....
Damnation, Smithers. This idea of yours to immortalize me in a portrait was as half-baked as your idea about me having children!
-- Burns chews out Smithers, "Brush with Greatne...
Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes, Smithers.
And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread....
Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: Ring-Go?...