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• Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
  Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes, yes....
• Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
  Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....
• Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea! Marge
  Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?...
• Burns: I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you!
  Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble....
• Smithers: [on mike] Testing, testing for Mr. Burns.
  [to Burns] Here you go, sir, I've warmed up the crowd for you....
• Burns: How much could it possibly cost to fix this place up?
  Smithers: Approximately fifty-six million dollars, sir....
• Damnation, Smithers. This idea of yours to immortalize me in a portrait was as half-baked as your idea about me having children!
  -- Burns chews out Smithers, "Brush with Greatne...
• Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes, Smithers.
  And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread....
• Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
  Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: Ring-Go?...