Bart: Hey Mom, Did He Have Those Spots All Over His Body?
Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
Burns: [opens the door] I heard that.
-- Marge accidentally bursts in on Burns (naked) in the
bathroom, "Brush with Greatness"
Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....
Burns: Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia. Marge
[sotto voce] I thought I did. -- On Marge's portrait of Mr. Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it. -- Art critic, on Marge's portrait of Mr.
Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
Marge: What were you like as a boy, Mr. Burns? Did you have a dog that you loved?
Burns: Well... Daah! There's something on my leg....
Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: Ring-Go?...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Smithers: Uck. My mouth tastes like an ashtray. [burps up a mouthful of cigarette butts] [opens bathroom doo
ees someone in the shower] [opens glass shower door] Bu...