Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
Burns: [opens the door] I heard that.
-- Marge accidentally bursts in on Burns (naked) in the
bathroom, "Brush with Greatness"
Burns: [opens the door] I heard that.
-- Marge accidentally bursts in on Burns (naked) in the
bathroom, "Brush with Greatness"
Related:
- Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left,
too, sir? Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're... - Burns: Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.
Marge:
[sotto voce] I thought I did. -- On Marge's portrait... - He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it.
-- Art critic,
on Marge's portrait of Mr. Burns, "Brush with... - Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb... - Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair... - Marge: What were you like as a boy, Mr. Burns?
Did you have a dog that you loved?
Burns: Well... Daah! There's something on my leg... - Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Smithers: Uck. My mouth tastes like an ashtray.
[burps up a mouthful of cigarette butts]
[opens bathroom door,
sees someone in the shower] [opens glass...
