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• If you need me, I'll be in the refrigerator.
  [leaves, crying] --Homer reacts to Burns' insulting his weight, "Brush with Greatne...
• Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?
  -- Homer, setting out on his diet, "Brush with Greatne...
• Marge: That's wonderful, isn't it kids? Lisa: [to Bart] Pass the moo juice.
  Marge: Kids, remember what I told you about showing a little support?...
• I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent!
  No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal weight!...
• Eyewitnesses estimate the man's weight at somewhere between four and five hundred pounds.
  -- Newscaster on Homer's getting stuck in the water slide, "Brush with Greatne...
• Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
  Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satieties....
• Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer.
  .. -- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatne...
• Hey, I've been setting my drinks on these things!
  -- Homer admires a rice cake, "Brush with Greatne...
• Donut man: Hey, what gives? These donuts are piling up.
  Worker: Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet....