Look! I'm Using The Original Notches That Came With My Belt!
Look! I'm using the original notches that came with my belt!
-- Homer is proud of his weight loss,
"Brush with Greatness"
If you need me, I'll be in the refrigerator.
[leaves, crying] --Homer reacts to Burns' insulting his weight, "Brush with Greatne...
Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?
-- Homer, setting out on his diet, "Brush with Greatne...
Marge: That's wonderful, isn't it kids? Lisa: [to Bart] Pass the moo juice.
Marge: Kids, remember what I told you about showing a little support?...
I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent!
No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal weight!...
Eyewitnesses estimate the man's weight at somewhere between four and five hundred pounds.
-- Newscaster on Homer's getting stuck in the water slide, "Brush with Greatne...
Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satieties....
Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer.
.. -- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatne...
Hey, I've been setting my drinks on these things!
-- Homer admires a rice cake, "Brush with Greatne...
Donut man: Hey, what gives? These donuts are piling up.
Worker: Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet....