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• I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent!
  No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal weight!...
• Donut man: Hey, what gives? These donuts are piling up.
  Worker: Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet....
• Hey, I've been setting my drinks on these things!
  -- Homer admires a rice cake, "Brush with Greatne...
• Marge: Homer, the guest should get the last pork chop.
  Homer: But I'm still hungry! [under the table, Jay's and Homer's stomach growl at each other like dogs] [Homer's frightens Jay's into whimpering] Jay...
• Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
  Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge!...
• Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer.
  .. -- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatne...
• Look! I'm using the original notches that came with my belt!
  -- Homer is proud of his weight loss, "Brush with Greatne...
• Marge: I found a way to stretch the food budget. Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night.
  Ham night will be Spam night. And pork chop night....
• Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
  Burns: [opens the door] I heard that....