Oh, Why Did I Have To Start My Diet On Pork Chop Night?
Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?
-- Homer, setting out on his diet,
"Brush with Greatness"
I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent!
No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal weight!...
Donut man: Hey, what gives? These donuts are piling up.
Worker: Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet....
Hey, I've been setting my drinks on these things!
-- Homer admires a rice cake, "Brush with Greatne...
Marge: Homer, the guest should get the last pork chop.
Homer: But I'm still hungry! [under the table, Jay's and Homer's stomach growl at each other like dogs] [Homer's frightens Jay's into whimpering] Jay...
Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge!...
Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer.
.. -- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatne...
Look! I'm using the original notches that came with my belt!
-- Homer is proud of his weight loss, "Brush with Greatne...
Marge: I found a way to stretch the food budget. Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night.
Ham night will be Spam night. And pork chop night....
Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
Burns: [opens the door] I heard that....