I am going on a diet.
From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too
succulent! No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious
toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal
weight! As God as my witness, I'll always be hungry again!!
-- Homer, upon realizing he needs to lose weight,
"Brush with Greatness"
From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too
succulent! No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious
toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal
weight! As God as my witness, I'll always be hungry again!!
-- Homer, upon realizing he needs to lose weight,
"Brush with Greatness"
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