Hey, I've Been Setting My Drinks On These Things!
Hey, I've been setting my drinks on these things!
-- Homer admires a rice cake, "Brush with Greatness"
Hello! Hello! Hello, taste? Where are you?
-- Homer bites into a rice cake, "Brush with Greatne...
Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?
-- Homer, setting out on his diet, "Brush with Greatne...
Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer.
.. -- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatne...
Donut man: Hey, what gives? These donuts are piling up.
Worker: Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet....
Look! I'm using the original notches that came with my belt!
-- Homer is proud of his weight loss, "Brush with Greatne...
Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds?! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good things so tasty?
-- Homer Simpson Brush With Greatne...
Burns: Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia. Marge
[sotto voce] I thought I did. -- On Marge's portrait of Mr. Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
Burns: [opens the door] I heard that....
Marge: Oh Homer, don't be jealous. I was a schoolgirl.
The Beatles were very popular, and I had a crush on him....