Donut Man: Hey, What Gives? These Donuts Are Piling Up.
Donut man: Hey, what gives? These donuts are piling up.
Worker: Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet.
Donut man: Oh my God. And I just bought a boat! [slaps forehead]
-- Homer's diet depresses the local economy,
"Brush with Greatness"
Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?
-- Homer, setting out on his diet, "Brush with Greatne...
I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent!
No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal weight!...
Grimes: Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole plant is insane.
Insane, I tell you! [snaps mentally] Daahh! Aaah!...
Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
[hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer.
.. -- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatne...
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Hello? Yes? Oh! Heh, heh, uh ... if you're looking for that big donut of yours .
.. um, Flanders has it. Just smash open his house....
Homer: Ah, the miracle mile, where value wears a neon sombrero and there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.
[spots "Lard Lad Donuts" and its tubby boy statue holding a donut over his head] There it is!...