Principal Skinner: Bart, I'm Flabbergasted. Surely You Knew That You Were Writing Your Own Name In Forty-foot-high Letters On The Field, And That You Would Be Caught.

Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.
After all, tomorrow is another school day! -- Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir.
Try this. Principal Skinner: I can't afford that, I'm an educator!...
Principal Skinner: I'm going to ask for your Aunt Patty's hand in marriage.
Bart: It's your funeral, Seymour. -- "Principal Charming...
Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
.. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...
Pr.Sk: I caught your son defacing school property this morning.
We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill....
Lisa: A rose by any other name smells as sweet Ba
Not if you call them 'Stench Blossoms'. Episode: When Principal Skinner's true identity is discovered...
Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
a scream is heard from the room above] Skinner: Bart Simpson!
I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for Miss Hoover, "Lisa's Substitute...