Pr.Sk: I caught your son defacing school property this morning.
We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think it's
terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill.
Homer: Yeah, it's a crummy system, but what are you going to do?
Marge: [whispers to Homer]
Homer: Oh no. He can't mean that. [to Principal Skinner]
My wife thinks you want <me> to pay for it.
Pr.Sk: That <was> the idea.
Homer: Oh.
-- "Bart the Genius"
We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think it's
terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill.
Homer: Yeah, it's a crummy system, but what are you going to do?
Marge: [whispers to Homer]
Homer: Oh no. He can't mean that. [to Principal Skinner]
My wife thinks you want <me> to pay for it.
Pr.Sk: That <was> the idea.
Homer: Oh.
-- "Bart the Genius"
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