Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw ...
but, uh ... let me assure you...
Krabappel: What Seymour's, oh, what Principal Skinner means to say,
Bart, is that sometimes a little boy's imagination can run
away with him.
Bart: That's the best you can do? You could have at least said
that you were giving her CPR or rehearsing a play.
Skinner: Is it too late to say that?
Bart: [nods] Mmm-hmm.
Krabappel: We're just a little concerned, that if people were to find
out that a principal were dating a teacher, they might see
it as a conflict of interest.
Skinner: And there are those who might try to use it against us for
their own advantage.
Bart: Like me, for one.
Skinner: Like you ... for ... Bart, if life has taught me one lesson
repeatedly, it's to know when I'm beaten. Let's talk deal.
-- "Grade School Confidential"
but, uh ... let me assure you...
Krabappel: What Seymour's, oh, what Principal Skinner means to say,
Bart, is that sometimes a little boy's imagination can run
away with him.
Bart: That's the best you can do? You could have at least said
that you were giving her CPR or rehearsing a play.
Skinner: Is it too late to say that?
Bart: [nods] Mmm-hmm.
Krabappel: We're just a little concerned, that if people were to find
out that a principal were dating a teacher, they might see
it as a conflict of interest.
Skinner: And there are those who might try to use it against us for
their own advantage.
Bart: Like me, for one.
Skinner: Like you ... for ... Bart, if life has taught me one lesson
repeatedly, it's to know when I'm beaten. Let's talk deal.
-- "Grade School Confidential"
Related:
- Skinner: More tea, Edna?
Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that .... - Skinner: Mmmm. This dessert is exquisite. What do you call it?
Krabappel: Applesauce. Skinner: [chuckles] Oh, of course.... - Krabappel: As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day
disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.
Skinner: What do you say, son? You keep our secret and some other student can inherit your gloomy, windblown future.... - Bart: I'm outta here. Skinny, Krabby, catch ya later.
Skinner: Uh, hold on, Bart. May we have a word with you?... - Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh .... - Edna: And now, Principal Skinner will tell us where we'll be going on
this year's field trip.
Skinner: Thank you, Edna, everyone. [clears throat] Now, class, I wonder who among you can tell me what this is?... - Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time.
Ba
I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down.... - Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that
Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs.
what's her name? Marge: Krabappel?... - Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep
her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
[sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
