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• Principal Skinner, as he returns to Capitol City on his motorcycle
  Ah, 433rd street -- my old neighborhood Episode: When Principal Skinner's true identity is discovered...
• Grandpa Simpson to old lady: Hello, beautiful! Woma
  In your dreams Grandpa: We'll see about that! [falls asleep and starts snoring] Episode...
• What 's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act ii, Sc. 2...
• Bart sighs at photo of Skinner] Lisa: Wow, I never thought Principal Skinner could become any more of a square, but there's the proof.
  Bart: It's weird, Lis: I miss him as a friend, but I miss him even more as an enemy....
• Quote #414 What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet.
  -- Juliet [from: Romeo and Juliet, act 2, scene 2] (Variant reading...
• Principal Skinner: Bart, I'm flabbergasted. Surely you knew that you were writing your own name in forty-foot-high letters on the field, and that you would be caught.
  Bart: Maybe it was one of the other Barts, sir. Principal Skinne...
• The episode where Principal Skinner's identity is revealed as Armand Tamzarian is a *complete* parody of a French story (historical event?
  ) called: "The Return of Martin Guerre", where a 'no-goodnik' rolls into town and pretends that he's Martin Guerre (or Skinner), and resumes the man's life, only to be challenged by the real guy years and years later....
• a scream is heard from the room above] Skinner: Bart Simpson!
  I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for Miss Hoover, "Lisa's Substitute...