[a scream is heard from the room above]
Skinner: Bart Simpson! I know it's you!
-- Principal Skinner fills in for Miss Hoover,
"Lisa's Substitute"
Skinner: Bart Simpson! I know it's you!
-- Principal Skinner fills in for Miss Hoover,
"Lisa's Substitute"
Related:
- 1: Did you hear about Miss Hoover?
She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake.
2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well. [Principal... - Miss Hoover: [shakily] Children, I won't be staying long.
I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease... - Edna: Seymour, you're being _totally_ unfair and the teachers won't
stand for it.
Skinner: You don't have the guts to strike. Edna... - Bergstrom: [enters the classroom, guns ablazin']
Skinner:
Are you the substitute? Bergstrom: Yessir, yes I aim... - I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
I WILL NOT BRIBE
PRINCIPAL SKINNER I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER... - Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
[everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I... - Bart sighs at photo of Skinner]
Lisa: Wow, I never thought Principal Skinner could become any more of a
square,
but there's the proof. Bart: It's weird, Lis: I miss... - The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze.
And I have you to thank. -- Principal Skinner to... - Bart: Lisa, will you keep it down? I'm making a crank phone call to
Principal Skinner.
Skinner: [on phone] Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator...
From the same category:
- Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot. -- Rub... - Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the
printers.
Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ... - Homer: [laughing hysterically] This contest is over!
Give that man the $10,000. Jay: This isn't... - Hoover: Ralph, A. Janey, A. And Lisa, for your, ahem,
essay "Jebediah Springfield: Super Fraud",... - Milhouse: This bus has seen better days.
Bart: Well,
at least it's safer than the old bus. [shot...
