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• Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir.
  Try this. Principal Skinner: I can't afford that, I'm an educator!...
• Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow? Patty
  [grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class....
• I tried to repel him, I really did!
  -- Patty to Selma, on Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• I suggest we start with the Springfield Revolving Restaurant.
  You know, food tastes better when you're revolving....
• Principal Skinner: Bart, I'm flabbergasted. Surely you knew that you were writing your own name in forty-foot-high letters on the field, and that you would be caught.
  Bart: Maybe it was one of the other Barts, sir. Principal Skinne...
• Principal Skinner: That was the worst movie I've ever seen.
  Patty: Not as bad as the service at the revolving restaurant....
• Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's lovely (and available) sister, Selma.
  Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What!? Skinne...
• Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
  Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...