Related:

• Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir.
  Try this. Principal Skinner: I can't afford that, I'm an educator!...
• I tried to repel him, I really did!
  -- Patty to Selma, on Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
  Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze.
  And I have you to thank....
• Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.
  After all, tomorrow is another school day! -- Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• The Superintendant: "But I'm a public servant. I can't use my judgment.
  Episode: When Principal Skinner & Mrs. Karbopel have an affair....
• Principal Skinner: And now, our evening comes to an end.
  .. Homer: [stands up] Woo-hoo! Principal Skinne...