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• Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow? Patty
  [grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class....
• I suggest we start with the Springfield Revolving Restaurant.
  You know, food tastes better when you're revolving....
• Principal Skinner: Bart, I'm flabbergasted. Surely you knew that you were writing your own name in forty-foot-high letters on the field, and that you would be caught.
  Bart: Maybe it was one of the other Barts, sir. Principal Skinne...
• Say what they will about our cafeteria, I still think they're the best tater tots money can buy.
  -- Principal Skinner eats his lunch at school, "Principal Charming...
• I tried to repel him, I really did!
  -- Patty to Selma, on Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
• The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze.
  And I have you to thank....
• I will not bribe Principal Skinne
• Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir.
  Try this. Principal Skinner: I can't afford that, I'm an educator!...
• Postmaster General: The days of the gun-toting, disgruntled postal worker went out with the Macarena.
  Principal Skinner: I'm just glad I work in an elementary school. Episode: Sunday, Cruddy Sunday...