Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.

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  Principal...
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  sir. Try this. Principal Skinner...
• Postmaster General: The days of the gun-toting, disgruntled postal worker went out with the Macarena.
  Principal Skinner: I'm just glad I work in an elementary...