Edna: OK, It's Book Report Time. We'll Do Them Alphabetically.

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Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
Today it's A through M.
Bart: I'm saved! I love being a S-s-s-s-simpson.
Edna: Let's see, we have no A's, so let's go right to the B's. Bart?
Bart: Huh?
Edna: Hah!
Bart: [slowly] Mrs. Krabappel, I didn't --
Skinner: [over PA] Attention, this is Principal Skinner, your principal,
with a message from the Principal's Office. All students
please proceed immediately to an assembly in the Butthead
Memorial Auditorium. [to himself] Dammit, I wish we hadn't let
the students name that one.
-- Memorial? Butthead's dead?, "Lisa on Ice"