Burns: The Whole Plant Is Environmentally Sound. It's Powered By Old Newspapers, Machinery Is Made Entirely Of Used Cans, And The Windows Are From The Old Liquor Bottles We Collected.

Burns: [to Barney] I'm riding on the bus! Barney: Hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates?
Burns: Oh, my, no! I'm Monty Burns. -- "The Old Man and the Lisa...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
Barney: Next, they're going to show _my_ movie. Ba
_You_ made a movie? Barney: _I_ made a movie? No wonder I was on the cover of "Entertainment Weekly"....
BG: So, you all set for your recital? Lisa: I sure am!
Look: [shows her gums] I stopped brushing my teeth so I can play just like you....
Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
[Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....
Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor forever.
Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch to Homer against a backdrop of blue skies, beaches, palm trees, and steel drum music] And now, the final phase of my plan....
Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your barbeque.
Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!...
Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble....