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• Burns: The whole plant is environmentally sound. It's powered by old newspapers, machinery is made entirely of used cans, and the windows are from the old liquor bottles we collected.
  [he notices a shadow of Barney outside the liquor bottle windows] [opens the window] Hey!...
• Barney: Next, they're going to show _my_ movie. Ba
  _You_ made a movie? Barney: _I_ made a movie? No wonder I was on the cover of "Entertainment Weekly"....
• Willy: {Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school.
  And I'm too superstitious to take the one at the cemetery....
• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
• Burns: Stricken, I lurched forth in search of aid, but finding only slack-jawed gawkers, I gave up and collapsed on the sundial.
  Lisa: Then, with your last ounce of strength, you pointed to W and S....
• Barney: These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure, I'm all dizzy and nauseous, but where's the inflated sense of self-esteem?
  [a man at the end of the bar slumps to the floor] Moe...
• Burns: You! That troublemaking girl! Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr.
  Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot!...
• Burns: Oh, thank you, shopee. I ventured in to search for milk when the door snapped shut behind me!
  Man: Yeah, those dairy cases are death traps. -- "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• Patty: {Hey, Krabappel: if you get in the way of that bouquet, I'll stuff that sunhat down your neck.
  } Burns: [being wheeled in] Smithers, take me home!...