Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor
forever. Hello, dream job in paradise.
[scene switch to Homer against a backdrop of blue skies,
beaches, palm trees, and steel drum music]
And now, the final phase of my plan.
[camera pulls back to reveal Homer is at the bowling alley]
[walking up to him] Hey Barney, any chance you can get me a job
here?
Barney: Hey, sure, Homer. I told you, my uncle owns the place. Hey,
Uncle Al: can Homer here have a job?
Al: Sure.
Homer: Woo hoo! [dances a little jig]
Al: Barney, you're fired.
Barney: OK. [walks away]
Al: Show up tomorrow. Bring three rags. Oh! And, uh, change your
pants.
Homer: Why?
Al: When it happens, you'll know.
-- Homer's new plan for life, "And Maggie Makes Three"
forever. Hello, dream job in paradise.
[scene switch to Homer against a backdrop of blue skies,
beaches, palm trees, and steel drum music]
And now, the final phase of my plan.
[camera pulls back to reveal Homer is at the bowling alley]
[walking up to him] Hey Barney, any chance you can get me a job
here?
Barney: Hey, sure, Homer. I told you, my uncle owns the place. Hey,
Uncle Al: can Homer here have a job?
Al: Sure.
Homer: Woo hoo! [dances a little jig]
Al: Barney, you're fired.
Barney: OK. [walks away]
Al: Show up tomorrow. Bring three rags. Oh! And, uh, change your
pants.
Homer: Why?
Al: When it happens, you'll know.
-- Homer's new plan for life, "And Maggie Makes Three"
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- Homer walks dejected through the empty alley]
Homer:
[voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: You've worked hard at the bowling alley. Why don't you ask for a
raise?
Homer: Yeah, a raise. I've never been good enough... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Homer: [voice-over] The next few weeks at my dream job were like a
wonderful waking coma.
[Homer turns the balls so all finger holes point the... - Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan]
[Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough]
Carl:
[gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't... - Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over... - Everyone: Surprise! Baby shower.
Marge: Baby shower?
You _know_ I haven't told Homer yet, and ... - Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five?
Moe:
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register]...
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- Bart: Look at that hunk of junk.
Grampa: Oh, jeeh -
you're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane... - Marge: I don't know... Bart's such a handful, and Maggie needs
attention,
but all the while, our little Lisa's becoming a young... - Homer: I'm telling you Marge, this will work. They'll think I'm
Krusty and give us free stuff.
I've been getting free stuff all day! Look... - That's funny for so many reasons.
-- Bart,
"I Love... - Abe: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King.
You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours...
