Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor forever.

Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor
forever. Hello, dream job in paradise.
[scene switch to Homer against a backdrop of blue skies,
beaches, palm trees, and steel drum music]
And now, the final phase of my plan.
[camera pulls back to reveal Homer is at the bowling alley]
[walking up to him] Hey Barney, any chance you can get me a job
here?
Barney: Hey, sure, Homer. I told you, my uncle owns the place. Hey,
Uncle Al: can Homer here have a job?
Al: Sure.
Homer: Woo hoo! [dances a little jig]
Al: Barney, you're fired.
Barney: OK. [walks away]
Al: Show up tomorrow. Bring three rags. Oh! And, uh, change your
pants.
Homer: Why?
Al: When it happens, you'll know.
-- Homer's new plan for life, "And Maggie Makes Three"