Related:

• Jay: And now, the winner of the grand prize. [tears open an envelope] Barney Gumbel!
  Barney: What? Wow! Burns: [shudders] Marge: Homey, you voted for the right movie....
• Marge: All right: it's time to vote for the grand prize.
  Jay: I vote for Barney Gumbel's sensitive yet unfortunately-titled film, "Pukahontas"....
• Jurassic Park II: Barney Goes Off His Medication" -- Movie sequel?
• Homer: [thinking] Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Football in the Groin" had a football in the groin.
  Barney: [on the screen] Don't cry for me, I'm already dead....
• Burns: The whole plant is environmentally sound. It's powered by old newspapers, machinery is made entirely of used cans, and the windows are from the old liquor bottles we collected.
  [he notices a shadow of Barney outside the liquor bottle windows] [opens the window] Hey!...
• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• Amigas are to computing what Barney is to entertainment..
• I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....