Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case. Look! [holds up a card]
Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially.
Nightclub owner Moe Szyslak: his bar was closed because of
Burns' negligence.
Liquor connoisseur Barney Gumbel: when Moe's closed, Barney lost
his only means of support -- sucking coins out of the Love
Tester machine.
Eddie: {That's a _real_ good way to get sick.}
Lisa: Dedicated educator Principal Seymour Skinner: his school lost
millions when Burns pirated its oil well.
And grounds tender Groundskeeper Willy: he lost his job and his
dream of owning a fine crystal slop bucket.
Wiggum: Hey, what about that jazz teacher that got laid off? You know,
uh, Mr. Samba? Senor Mambo? What was it?
Lisa: Tito Puente?
Wiggum: Yeah.
Lisa: Well, he _did_ vow revenge, heh heh. [pause] But I can't see
him doing something illegal. He's in show business, he's a
celebrity --
Wiggum: Let's roll, boys.
-- Wiggum's wind gets up,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
in the Burns case. Look! [holds up a card]
Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially.
Nightclub owner Moe Szyslak: his bar was closed because of
Burns' negligence.
Liquor connoisseur Barney Gumbel: when Moe's closed, Barney lost
his only means of support -- sucking coins out of the Love
Tester machine.
Eddie: {That's a _real_ good way to get sick.}
Lisa: Dedicated educator Principal Seymour Skinner: his school lost
millions when Burns pirated its oil well.
And grounds tender Groundskeeper Willy: he lost his job and his
dream of owning a fine crystal slop bucket.
Wiggum: Hey, what about that jazz teacher that got laid off? You know,
uh, Mr. Samba? Senor Mambo? What was it?
Lisa: Tito Puente?
Wiggum: Yeah.
Lisa: Well, he _did_ vow revenge, heh heh. [pause] But I can't see
him doing something illegal. He's in show business, he's a
celebrity --
Wiggum: Let's roll, boys.
-- Wiggum's wind gets up,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Related:
- Willy: {Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school.
And I'm too superstitious to take the one... - Skinner: Before we draw up the budget, I believe the students and
faculty have a few suggestions.
Willy: I want a crystal bucket for my slopwater and... - Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot.
Wiggum: Just a minute!
This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! ... - Tito: Revenge? Of course. But why wound his body with bullets when I
could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo?
Listen, if you will, to my revenge -- uno,... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot,
how come nobody reported it? [at... - Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns'... - Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah,... - Wiggum: OK, boys, we've got a clue: the bullet they took out of Burns.
Now, let's discuss the, um...[picks up Agatha Christie...
