BG: So, you all set for your recital?
Lisa: I sure am! Look: [shows her gums] I stopped brushing my teeth
so I can play just like you.
BG: Aw. Lisa, honey, music comes from what's in your heart, not
what's on your teeth. Come on, let's jam.
[he starts to play; Lisa sings]
Lisa: Lift me, won't you lift me above the old routine?
Make it nice, play it clean, Jazzman!
[she plays with him]
[people in the hospital hear and start to dance]
When the Jazzman's testifyin', a faithless man believes.
[a man's heart monitor displays musical notes]
He can sing you into paradise, or bring you to your knees.
[people dance and snap their fingers]
[Hibbert stitches "I (heart) JAZZ" onto a patient's stomach]
Jazzman, oh, Jazzman!
[they jam some more]
[Barney walks out of the Detox center into the Retox center]
Barney: Hey Moe, what'll you give me for an A. A. Chip?
Moe: Uh, Barney, this is a five minute chip. Ehh, it's worth a
Pabst. [draws him one]
-- Moe, just making his living, "'Round Springfield"
Lisa: I sure am! Look: [shows her gums] I stopped brushing my teeth
so I can play just like you.
BG: Aw. Lisa, honey, music comes from what's in your heart, not
what's on your teeth. Come on, let's jam.
[he starts to play; Lisa sings]
Lisa: Lift me, won't you lift me above the old routine?
Make it nice, play it clean, Jazzman!
[she plays with him]
[people in the hospital hear and start to dance]
When the Jazzman's testifyin', a faithless man believes.
[a man's heart monitor displays musical notes]
He can sing you into paradise, or bring you to your knees.
[people dance and snap their fingers]
[Hibbert stitches "I (heart) JAZZ" onto a patient's stomach]
Jazzman, oh, Jazzman!
[they jam some more]
[Barney walks out of the Detox center into the Retox center]
Barney: Hey Moe, what'll you give me for an A. A. Chip?
Moe: Uh, Barney, this is a five minute chip. Ehh, it's worth a
Pabst. [draws him one]
-- Moe, just making his living, "'Round Springfield"
Related:
- Lisa: I don't want you to go.
BG: Sorry, but I have to.
Goodbye. Lisa: [sobbing] Goodbye... [BG disappears... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - BG: Lisa, I sure am glad you dropped by. You're the first visitor
I've had.
Lisa: What about your family? BG: I don't really... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever... - Lisa: That was for you, Bleeding Gums.
BG:
[appearing in the cloud] You've made an old jazzman... - Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy!
BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to... - Moe: Hey, uh, I got an idea: we can play a game to pass the time.
Er, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and,... - Malloy: And little Lisa: here's your saxophone.
Lisa:
Thank you. And thank you, Dad. You got it back -... - Moe: Hello.
Homer: Moe, what are you doing here?
Moe:
What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to...
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- It's funny 'cause it's true.
-- Homer laughs at a stand-up routine,
[inside joke alert!] "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th... - Bart: Ohh, I just missed out on the greatest opportunity of my entire
life!
George Burns was right: show business is a hideous... - Marge: You will find her [Selma] a man!
Homer: [conceding] All right.
Marge: And not just any man. Homer: [annoyed] Okay... - Ned: I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boy.
Homer: Oh, come on, Flanders. I don't complain about... - Bart: Good news, gentlemen: I've grown that extra inch you wanted
plus several feet more.
Director: We've found our new Fallout Boy! Bart...
