Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks For Inviting Me To Your Barbeque.
Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your barbeque.
Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!
Barney: Yeah. Where can I fill it up?
-- Toddle down to Moe's, perhaps?, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
Here, I brought some imported generic beer. -- Barney brings a gift, "Homer vs.
Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Smithers: Uh, hello. You got a "Help Wanted" sign on the window?
Moe: Yeah, I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery....
Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
Barney: And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!! Barney: Lord Palmerston!...
Moe: C'mon, Homer, do it for your old pal Moesy. Barney
But Moe, yesterday you called Homer a worthless sack of -- Moe...
Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....