Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your barbeque.
Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!
Barney: Yeah. Where can I fill it up?
-- Toddle down to Moe's, perhaps?, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!
Barney: Yeah. Where can I fill it up?
-- Toddle down to Moe's, perhaps?, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
Related:
- Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all
week.
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! ... - Here, I brought some imported generic beer.
-- Barney brings a gift,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th... - Smithers: Uh, hello. You got a "Help Wanted" sign on the window?
Moe: Yeah, I need someone to help me with the midnight... - Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy.
Moe: Yeah,
yeah, we'll never live it down. Oh, boy, it looks... - Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five?
Moe:
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register]... - Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy,
I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like... - Barney: And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord
Palmerston!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!! Barney: Lord Palmerston... - Moe: C'mon, Homer, do it for your old pal Moesy.
Barney:
But Moe, yesterday you called Homer a worthless sack... - Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about
Jebediah Springfield.
Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute...
