Homer: Come On, Marge, Let Me In! There's Crickets Out Here.

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Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
[Marge opens the door, glares]
OK, Marge. Things were said, mistakes were made. Let's end this
madness and get on with our lives.
Marge: You just don't get it, do you, Homer? You told personal things
about our lives even after your promised you wouldn't. I can't
trust you any more.
Homer: But I learned my lesson! It'll never happen again.
Ned: [leaning from his window] Hey, Homer, what's the big brouhaha-ha?
Homer: Aw, Marge is throwing me out for blabbing about her elbow thing
[Marge slams the door]
Honey, the door blew shut...oh, fine. If that's what you want,
you've got it. [walks off] This scene is gettin' old, man. I'm
hittin' the road! Maybe I'll drop you a line someday from
wherever I end up in this crazy old world.
-- Homer gets booted out once again,
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"