Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd?
Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here, Daddy.
Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought I was headed for the
eternal bliss of paradise.
-- And this is a bad thing?, "Hurricane Neddy"
Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here, Daddy.
Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought I was headed for the
eternal bliss of paradise.
-- And this is a bad thing?, "Hurricane Neddy"
Related:
- Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the
future!
Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! ... - Todd: We got new clothes from the donation bin!
[wearing a Butthole Surfers shirt] I'm a surfer!
[Rod wears a t-shirt with "I'm With Stupid" on it and... - Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
Todd:
Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you... - Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house.
Something incredible has happened. Ned: Oh... - Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance... - Todd: Oh my gosh! Look at Rod!
Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
[Ned pulls him out] Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive... - Ned: Well...?
Todd: I know!
Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We... - Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But,
by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're... - Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy?
Ned: Uh,
er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother...
From the same category:
- What do <we> need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Homer, "Bart the... - Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart
Corporation.
Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure... - Man: A baby on the table! That's good luck!
Everyone:
Yay! [The man throws the dice, and they... - The cable stays! The foot has spoken!
-- Homer puts his foot down,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th... - And now, with his picks for today's games, the man who's right 52% of
the time,
Smooth Jimmy Apollo! -- Brent Gunsilman hosts a football...
