Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
Todd: Hell, no!
Maude: What did you say?
Todd: I said I didn't want any damn vegetables.
Ned: All right, that's it, young man. No Bible stories for you
Todd: [leaves, crying]
Maude: [to Ned] Weren't you a little hard on him?
Ned: Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.
-- Dinner at the Flanders' house, "Bart the Lover"