Todd: Oh my gosh! Look at Rod!
Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
[Ned pulls him out]
Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive. Guess that's something to be
thankful for.
Homer: Now, that kind of attitude's not gonna get your house back.
-- Yes, only wallowing in self-pity can attain that,
"Hurricane Neddy"
Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
[Ned pulls him out]
Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive. Guess that's something to be
thankful for.
Homer: Now, that kind of attitude's not gonna get your house back.
-- Yes, only wallowing in self-pity can attain that,
"Hurricane Neddy"
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- Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance... - Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the
future!
Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! ... - Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy?
Ned: Uh,
er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother... - Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd?
Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here,
Daddy. Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought... - Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house.
Something incredible has happened. Ned: Oh... - Ned: Well...?
Todd: I know!
Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We... - Ned: Thanks, everyone! I'm all better now. No more storing up the
anger till I explode.
If any of you does something I don't like,... - Father sheep: What's wrong, Jeremiah?
Jeremiah:
It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess... - Homer: Yello? ... Yes? ... Mental hospital? ..
Well I don't know any Ned Flanders. Marge: The...
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Lisa: We got the recipe from the Fruit Punch Advisory... - Lisa: Mom, what are you doing?
Marge: What, what do you mean?
Lisa: Don't you remember the eighth commandment?... - I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward
manner.
And now, here's... "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know... - Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT... - Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday
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Wiggum: [interrupting] The McWhat? Lou: Uh, the...
