Marge: Ned, Maude! You've Got To Go Back To Your House.
Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house. Something
incredible has happened.
Ned: Oh what happened now? Did the rubble burn down?
-- Pessimism becomes you, Ned, "Hurricane Neddy"
Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd? Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here, Daddy.
Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought I was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise....
Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance....
Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
Ned: Rev. Lovejoy, with all that's happened to us today, I kinda feel like Job.
Lovejoy: Well, aren't you being a tad melodramatic, uh, Ned?...
Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult this guy.
You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning moronly....
Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings. Ba
But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....
Todd: Oh my gosh! Look at Rod! Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
[Ned pulls him out] Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive....
Ned: My name is Ned. All: Hello, Ned! Ned: It's been 4,000 days since my last drink.
It was my first -- and last -- blackberry schnapps....
Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad. Homer: Shush, dear.
You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up, singing] Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the -- oh my Lord....