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• Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd? Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here, Daddy.
  Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought I was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise....
• Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
  Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Ned: Rev. Lovejoy, with all that's happened to us today, I kinda feel like Job.
  Lovejoy: Well, aren't you being a tad melodramatic, uh, Ned?...
• Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult this guy.
  You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning moronly....
• Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings. Ba
  But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....
• Todd: Oh my gosh! Look at Rod! Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
  [Ned pulls him out] Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive....
• Ned: My name is Ned. All: Hello, Ned! Ned: It's been 4,000 days since my last drink.
  It was my first -- and last -- blackberry schnapps....
• Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad. Homer: Shush, dear.
  You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up, singing] Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the -- oh my Lord....