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• Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd? Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here, Daddy.
  Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought I was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise....
• Bart: [over the radio] Rod! Todd! This is God! Rod
  How did you get on the radio? Bart: Whaddya mean, how did I get on the radio?...
• Todd: Oh my gosh! Look at Rod! Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
  [Ned pulls him out] Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive....
• Todd: I get to clothe the leper. Rod: Lucky! Ned
  Supper time, boys! Todd: Oh boy: liver! Rod: Iron helps us play....
• My parents went to the Tee-Shirt Shoppe and all I got was this stupid T-shirt!
• Todd: Daddy, where's Mommy? We miss her. Ned
  Mommy...had to go away. She's with God now. Rod+Todd...
• Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
  Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...
• Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
  Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance....
• Marge: I hope the children enjoy my special fruit punch.
  Lisa: We got the recipe from the Fruit Punch Advisory Board....