Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance. He considers
it a form of gambling.
Ned: You know it's kind of funny. The only thing that survived the
storm were the family tombstones.
[said tombstones are named Ned, Maude, Rod and Todd]
They're all we have left.
Homer: Welp, call us if you need anything!
-- Like a house..., "Hurricane Neddy"