Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But, by golly, first
thing tomorrow morning, we're going to open up the Leftorium, and
before you know it, we'll be back on our feet.
Kent: [on TV] Down here at Springfield Mall, a storm-[?] crowd
appeared to have turned its rage... on the Leftorium.
Surprisingly, people are grabbing things with both hands,
suggesting it's not just south-paws in this rampaging mob.
[Ned sighs]
Kent: [to looter] Try looking in the back.
-- Kent Brockman's ever-so-important little tidbits,
"Hurricane Neddy"
thing tomorrow morning, we're going to open up the Leftorium, and
before you know it, we'll be back on our feet.
Kent: [on TV] Down here at Springfield Mall, a storm-[?] crowd
appeared to have turned its rage... on the Leftorium.
Surprisingly, people are grabbing things with both hands,
suggesting it's not just south-paws in this rampaging mob.
[Ned sighs]
Kent: [to looter] Try looking in the back.
-- Kent Brockman's ever-so-important little tidbits,
"Hurricane Neddy"
Related:
- Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Kent: ...and the weather service has warned us to brace ourselves for
the onslaught of Hurricane Barbara.
And if you think naming a destructive storm... - Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance... - Kent: Meantime, Springfield bowlers will be happy to hear that the
Bowl-a-rama is back in business at its new location teetering over
the Carter-Nixon tunnel.
[a strike is bowled in the Bowl-a-Rama] -- At least... - Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house.
Something incredible has happened. Ned: Oh... - Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd?
Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here,
Daddy. Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought... - Apu: This is the room with electricity. But it has too much
electricity.
So, I don't know, you might want to wear a hat. Ned... - Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high,
and lost control of its servo guidance... - Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to...
