This Is Kent Brockman, Live From The Aztec Theater, Where Police Have Learned That Kidnapper Homer Simpson And Hostage Larry Burns Are Inside, Talking Loudly.

Wiggum: Don't be a fool, Simpson! Let the kid go! Bu
[through amplifier] The negotiations have failed. Shoot him!...
Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life. -- Homer Simpson Burns, Baby Bu
Marge: Oh, give yourself up, Homie! Bart: No, Dad!
Shoot your way out! Marge: [grunts at Bart] [On TV, Homer barges through some doors in the theater, and is shot quite graphically through various parts of the body....
Burns: Ahoy-hoy? Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr.
Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss your son?...
Larry: We've gotta find someplace to hide. Homer: [gasps] The abandoned warehouse!
[they enter a dilapidated warehouse] [inside, people are busily working] Home...
Marge: I want you to take Larry back to Mr. Burns right now, before you get in a lot of trouble.
Homer: But the.. wh.. Marge! It's broad daylight and there's cops everywhere!...
I took Lily to the local cinematorium, where our passions were inflamed by Clark Gable's reckless use of the word "Damn".
[Young Burns and Lily leave the theater, Burns covered in kisses] We sneaked into the nearby Peabody Museum....
Bo Derek: [v.o.] Drive faster, Grandma! Grandma's gaining on us!
-- Homer and Larry watch "Too Many Grandmas," "Burns, Baby Bu...
Lisa: Who's playing that music? Marge: And where's all that liquor coming from?
Homer: It's a party, Marge. Doesn't have to make sense....